12 Steps to Privacy
Instead of a so-called "Privacy Policy," I figured I'd do a favor and give weak people a real mind-opener! Study hard, bitches!
- 01. If you were so worried about privacy, you would not have an Internet connection. Nor would you have neighbors, or children...
- 02. Privacy means no TV, no mirrors or windows...Or Windows... or Google...
- 03. If you are serious about privacy, you will quit your job, quit school and close down your bank account; NOW!
- 04. You must cut all ties with your mother; for, she knows too much about you. She must be made to forget the past and know nothing of the future. Silence her any way that you can!
- 05. To further ensure your privacy, you should put your dog to sleep; for, he knows your scent like no other.
- 06. If you have no friends, you are well on your way to achieving privacy. Good job! Otherwise, get rid of them!
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- 07. Your mental state must not be at odds with your emotional state. Think nothing and care for no one.
- 08. "This won't hurt a bit." "Just a pin prick." You must sew your mouth shut, for, even your own speech is a breach of privacy.
- 09. If not for money, clothing or sex, there'd be less need for speech. So you must cut loose all ties to pleasure.
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- 12. And finaly. To achieve total privacy, you must leave your cozy little cottage and set a cource for the trees. Big Brother may own them, but he knows not who resides in their shelter.
Privacy is a Conspiracy! - There is not now, nor has there ever been, any such thing as "privacy." For, in death, you are known more thoroughly than in life! — Dave "Grey" Smith
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